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Browsade det fantastiska internettot om stjärntecknet som jag är född i. Ganska skrämmande överlag faktiskt - men allt är inte 100%. Oh, well here it goes!

"Pisces are . . . is a difficult sentence to finish. There are so many kinds of Pisces. Strange statement? Yes, because Pisceans are the most malleable of the twelve signs.
They possess a gentle, patient nature, but one that is in want of molding. They can be impressed by and completely absorbed into their environment.
They are in need of a container which will shape them, guide them. Without this guiding form, this rudder, they tend to drift. Pisces adapts to their surroundings, good or bad.
They are generous, friendly, good natured people with a true sense of kindness and compassion. They are sensitive to everything around them including the feelings of others.
They are popular folk because of their easygoing and likable manner, which tends to mirror people they are with. They have an uncanny sense of perceiving what a person is in
need of, and delivering it. They are not initiators, but rather allow circumstances and events to motivate them, and then they respond. In this aspect, they tend to focus on other peoples problems rather than their own (jorå…tyvärr ibland). Pisceans are not practical people (Falskt). They are too ephemeral for normal day to day living in the 9-5 "practical" world. (maybe so..) They are sensitive and instinctual rather than intellectual or mechanical.
They lack decisiveness and are easily diverted from their purposes. (njaaa…) They are apt to live a shiftless sort of life, searching for some career or meaning in which to pour themselves. They discourage easily, and can become despondent, feel unappreciated and move on to something or someone else. (Sucker..)
When, however, they do find the right container, they are capable of some incredible deeds (just det!!). They will become completely absorbed in a chosen path, to the exclusion of everything else.
The 'absent minded professor' is a classic Pisces character, such as Albert Einstein (var det så dom menade??). They don't fare well in a controlled or fixed environment and generally rebel against convention. (hmmm…kanske det – ifrågasätt allt!!)
But, unlike the Aquarian, who will fight the establishment, Pisces wages only a personal battle.

Pisceans do best in an environment where they can exercise their imaginations and intuitive nature. They are gifted artistically. They are versatile and tend to understand things by absorption rather than logic.
They are receptive to new ideas and circumstances. They possess wonderful creativity which is demonstrated in music, literature, drama and art. They have an acute instinct for, and love of beauty in nature as well as the arts.
They appreciate luxury and pleasure, and are ripe for new sensations. When they travel, they prefer remote, exotic places. (Japp...våga vägra charter!!)

Pisceans rarely have an ego problem, and in their personal relationships and friendships tend to be very giving. In matters of the heart, they seek a soul mate rather than a bed mate.
That is not to say they will not hop from bed to bed in search of this soul mate. Pisces is a spirit on a quest for Utopia, and Utopia does not exist on this earth. (VA???)
Pisces is easily misled because they want to believe (...skrattar så jag dör...åt mig själv tyvärr!!) . No matter how often they are led astray by vacant promises, they keep the faith and go on looking for their personal ideal.
They are loyal, home-loving, kind and generous, but their dreamy and impractical natures are a source of distress to those close to them. (hmmm...I beg to disagree)
In the career department, they are better working by themselves than for someone else. Their sympathy equips them for careers in charity, catering to the needy, as a nurse,
looking after the sick, or as a veterinarian, caring for animals. They have a love of water, and can be found in work that keeps them near the sea. Pisces creativity includes a
natural ability to imitate or mirror another person as well as enter into their feelings. These attributes make them wonderful character actors, and many Pisceans find great fulfillment on stage or in films. (Inte riktigt, va?)

Pisces sense of others, is an ability that makes them effective in civil service and the legal arena. Many in law enforcement and the judicial system are Pisceans.
Their intuitive and spiritual qualities can lead them into careers in religion or to service as mediums and mystics. Still others are creative cooks and chefs. Because of their versatility and plasticity, they often follow several vocations during their lifetime. Pisces faults are generally those of omission, rather than commission. They can be so subtle, sensitive and emotional that they end up being a real drain on ones resources. In business they can be unreliable, idle, careless, impractical and ineffective. (Vaffan!!??) The negative side of Pisces is often fickle, a gossip, indiscreet, and gullible. (...??????...njaaa, godtrogen kan jag köpa iofs)
When they feel rejected or lonely they may turn to drugs or alcohol for comfort.(Har inte kommit dit ännu...)"